Furniture script
Saturday, February 12, 2005
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Garrison Keillor: Have you ever looked at your living room furniture and thought —

Tom Keith: What did we spend all that money for? We hardly ever sit in there.

GK: Maybe it's time you considered Frank Farrell's Furniture Time-share.

Tim Russell: This is Frank Farrell. Here at Frank Farrell's Furniture Time-Share, we save you big money by subletting your furniture when you're not using it. During the day, while you're at work, your living room set is in a dentist's office waiting room, earning you income. Your TV is at a senior citizen center. Your dishes are at a school cafeteria. Your mattresses are on a truck, cushioning shipments of fragile china. And by 5 o'clock (CREW OF MEN, GRUNTING, STRAINING) all of your stuff is returned to your home and put back just the way it was. Going on vacation? We can sublet your car, your home, even your clothes. Don't pay for stuff you're not using. Join Frank Farrell's Furniture Time-Share. And save.

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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