A Prairie Home Companion: February 12, 2005

Pants script
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Listen

Garrison Keillor: Are you having trouble keeping your pants up and your underwear down? If so, you're not alone. Every year, more and more people struggle to keep their pants from falling down around their ankles. And keeping their underwear from bunching up. And it isn't only teenagers. Pants slippage and underwear creepage can happen to anyone, at any time.

Time for Saf-T-Flex 2-way suspenders. The shoulder straps keep pants up. And elastic bands fastened to your ankles keep underwear down, well below the waistline of any standard pair of pants. No more worry.

Tim Russell (TEEN): Before 2-Way suspenders, I couldn't concentrate in school because I was so worried my pants were going to fall down. But now I can sport the extra baggy look, but I don't have to hold my pants up with one hand while I walk! Thanks 2-Way Suspenders!

Sue Scott (TEEN): After the advent of low-rise jeans, but before 2-way suspenders, I was self-conscious everytime I sat down. worrying if my underwear was creeping up. But now I don't have to worry. Thanks, 2-Way suspenders!

GK: Keep everything in place. 2-way suspenders, from Saf-T-Flex - Changing the world, by keeping your pants in place, one person at a time.