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Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue Script
Saturday,
April 30, 2005
Listen
Six Foot Two
She plays ball for ODU
Has anybody seen my gal
Lady Monarch is her name
She gets 20 points a game
And when she takes a pass in the slot
Is she shy - I guess she's not
Fakes a drive, takes her shot
It's a swisher, gosh she's hot
Has anybody seen my gal

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