Bertha's Kitty Boutique script
 Saturday, October 1, 2005
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Garrison Keillor: Bertha's Kitty Boutique reminds you that heating bills are going to be high this winter and on these cold winter nights, there's nothing more comforting than a warm cat. (PURRING) And if one cat can warm you up, think of what 6, or 10 of 'em could do.

These are skinny designer cats, these are big heater cats (MEOW) who use tuna for fuel and produce enough BTUs to heat up your whole bed and your bedroom too. And we have them in all styles to go with your bedroom décor — tabby cats, angora, Siamese, orange cats, black cats — anywhere from 30 pounders up to the family size.

Heater cats from Bertha's (MEOW) Hurry in while supplies last.

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