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Pizza script
Saturday,
October 1, 2005
Listen
Garrison Keillor: And to make that party complete, you'll want Prince of Pizza, the frozen pizza that tastes homemade. With real Minnesota mozzarella and sausage.
(to tune of "O Solo Mio")
It's Minnesota
Sausage and cheese
That makes a pizza
Bound to please —
It knocks your sock off
Make you dance.
It is the pizza
Of romance.
GK: Prince of Pizza.
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