A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

Flip Flops/Rivet script
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Listen

Garrison Keillor: If you like flip-flops (FLIP FLOPS) but you don't like the attention — people hearing you coming half a block away (FLIP FLOP) — you want to stay under the radar. Here's a pair of Stealth Flip Flops from Clandestine Dynamics (LIGHT SWISHES). No one need know you are wearing rubber sandals. You can wear them to church and go forward for communion without the embarrassing social stigma. The comfort of flip flops along with the sound of silence.

AND...

If Post-It notes aren't working for you during these humid months, ask for Riv-It notes (RIVET). They come in an easy-to-use cartridge, either 9 MM or 38 caliber — when you really need to make a point. (RIVET)