A Prairie Home Companion: October 21, 2006 - Are You Going to Senior Care lyrics

Are You Going to Senior Care lyrics
Saturday, October 21, 2006
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Are you going to senior care:
Charley, Grace, Rosemary: it's time.
December first, we're going to live there.
Nice to be with old pals of mine.

On the side of a hill with very nice grounds
Charley, Grace, Rosemary: it's time.
Play pinochle out in the lounge
Visiting hours til half past nine.

Tell her to buy me a flannel shirt:
Green is nice and a pair of green pants.
Plaid is good cause it don't show the dirt.
It goes with the sweater I got from my aunts.

We'll listen to Simon and to Garfunkel
Back in the day that was rock and roll.
Gosh my foot hurts, I got a carbuncle,
Tell her to get me some Dr. Scholl's.

Tell her to find me a color TV
Charley, Grace, Rosemary: it's time.
The evenings will pass very quietly
We'll fall asleep after one glass of wine.