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Imagine lyrics
Saturday, December 9, 2006
Listen
Imagine there's no smoking
It's easy if you try
Imagine there's no parking
Between six and nine
Imagine we're broadcasting
Going on the air...
Imagine there's no hip-hop
It isn't hard to do
And no long black limos
Just folks like me and you
Imagine crowds of tourists
Walking 'round Times Square.
You may say I'm a weiner
But I'm not the only one
There are hundreds of hot dogs
Walking around in big white buns
Imagine there's no littering
There is a littering ban
No garbage in the gutter
Throw it in the can
No gum on the sidewalks
Or on the subway stair
You may say I'm a weiner
But I'm not the only one
There are hundreds of hot dogs
Walking around in big white buns

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