Imagine lyrics
Saturday, December 9, 2006
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Imagine there's no smoking
It's easy if you try
Imagine there's no parking
Between six and nine
Imagine we're broadcasting
Going on the air...

Imagine there's no hip-hop
It isn't hard to do
And no long black limos
Just folks like me and you
Imagine crowds of tourists
Walking 'round Times Square.

You may say I'm a weiner
But I'm not the only one
There are hundreds of hot dogs
Walking around in big white buns

Imagine there's no littering
There is a littering ban
No garbage in the gutter
Throw it in the can
No gum on the sidewalks
Or on the subway stair

You may say I'm a weiner
But I'm not the only one
There are hundreds of hot dogs
Walking around in big white buns


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