Teeth script
Saturday, December 31, 2006
Listen

Garrison Keillor: ...brought to you by Thompson Tooth Tinsel, for brighter, more festive teeth. Maybe you've tried whitening strips, baking soda toothpaste, and various gels that promise to brighten teeth, but you go to apply for a job and—

Tim Russell (BOSS): Your resume looks great, but your teeth just aren't right for us.

GK: Time for Thompson Tooth Tinsel. Other whiteners just whiten, Thompson Tooth Tinsel not only whitens, it gives your teeth a high-frequency hum that tells people: here's someone exciting to know. Just listen to him smile. (FN HUM)


Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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