Duct Tape script
Saturday, April 21, 2007

Garrison Keillor: ...after a word from the American Duct Tape Council. (TR TENOR, ITALIAN)

Sue Scott: You know, you have a very nice voice, but you have this loose jowl, this whole wobbly thing under your neck and when you sing, it wobbles and it really detracts from your art, so if you just lift your chin, I'm going to (RIP TAPE) fasten this flesh-colored duct tape under there and try to firm things up a little. Good. There. Try that. (TR CONSTRICTED TENOR NOTE) Good

GK: ...Whenever you need temporary structural support, reach for duct tape. (DUCKS) A message from the American Duct Tape council.

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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