Fritz script
Saturday, April 21, 2007

Garrison Keillor: If you find your daily workout boring (RUNNING, TREADMILL) and the treadmill makes you feel like a robot, ask your healthclub to get an OFF TERRAIN TREADMILL from Fritz Electronics. It works just like any other treadmill except it has a fog machine (WHIRRING) to surround you with mist and it has audio stimuli to keep up your interest. (DOG BARKING, CHASING. FOOTSTEPS FASTER) Running through fog with a dog on your tail really gets your heart rate up (PANTING) and then when you hear an enraged water buffalo (SFX) and an approaching landslide (SFX) and arrows flying overhead (SFX) from a primitive tribe of cannibals for whom certain parts are a great delicacy — it's not just another morning at the gym. Off Terrain Treadmills from Fritz Electronics. Everything you need is on the Fritz.

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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