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Coffee Jingle Lyrics
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Listen
Smells so lovely when you pour it,
You will want to drink a quar't
Of coffee.
It's delicious all alone, it's
Also good with doughnuts.
Black coffee.
Coffee stimulates your urges,
It is served in Lutheran churches,
Keeps the Swedes and Germans
Awake through the sermons
Have a pot of it today,
I'm sure you'll say it's awfully
Good coffee.
They are wonderful musicians
Playing various positions
With coffee
When you play a violin
You don't want beer or gin
Just coffee.
Coffee helps your pizzicato
Makes your pilot run on auto
Nice attack when you are bowing
Even when it's snowing
Even if you play piano in a town in Indiana
Try coffee.
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