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Confiscated script
Saturday, May 03, 2008
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TR: Now you can get quality grooming products at a low low price from Bag Check Liquids & Gels, products confiscated from passengers in the security line and the savings are passed on to you. Some of it is cheap stuff, some of it is made of organic avocados, but now all of can be yours for a tiny fraction of what you'd pay in stores. Face lotion (SPLORT), conditioner, body wash (SPLORT) semi used toothpaste — the carelessness of other air travelers means big savings for you. At Bag Check Liquids & Gels.
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