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Pizza script GK: ……this portion of our show brought to you by Bella
Amorosa, the pizza of passionate romance. MT: (O SOLE MIO) MT: I know it's wrong! But I can't help it! I love you! I'm wild
about you! SS: But Frank---- I'm your child's teacher! Her Sunday School
teacher! MT: I don't care! I'm crazy about you! SS: It's so utterly wrong. And yet---- MT: Say you'll go! SS: I'll go! (KNOCKS ON DOOR) MT: Who is that? SS: My husband! MT: Pastor Swanson??? Oh my gosh…….(DOOR OPEN) TR: Hi there. How you two doin? You look like you're dancing---
MT: Doreen and I are in love, Pastor Swanson!! We're flying to
Paris!! This afternoon!! TR: Paris. Wow. That's great. You go right ahead and have a great
time. Sorry I can't give you a lift to the airport but the power's gone
out. SS: The power's out? Again??? TR: The freezer's starting to thaw, and I gotta get the kids clothes
dry so they can go to music camp. SS: They're going today??? I forgot. TR: Yeah, and your mom is arriving tonight. SS: Oh my gosh. Mom. That's right. TR: But if you want to go to Paris, you go right ahead. But I'm
afraid you're not gonna be able to use your car there. The tree fell on
it. The one that knocked out the power line. MT: Dorene---- come ---- I'll call a cab---- SS: I don't know what to do. TR: How about we have a pizza? MT: (O SOLE MIO) If your life meets a Bella Amorosa | | | | |
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A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
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