Saturday, February 7, 2009

Listen (MP3)
Listen (RealAudio)

GK: Each of us needs counseling from time to time and some look for transformative counseling —

SS (BREATHY): I want you to visualize yourself as a source of light.

GK: And there is reformative counseling and that is the ELCA, the Evelyn Lundberg Counselling Agency.

SS (EVELYN): Stop complaining and just get over it. You're cold, everybody's cold. You don't like it, go live somewhere else. All your bellyaching doesn't make it one bit warmer and it's a big drag for the rest of us. So just lighten up. And while you're at it, try wearing something green or blue or pink or even white — something other than black — whoever told you it makes you look skinnier didn't see you in broad daylight. And do something about that tattoo. My gosh, that is unsightly. And pull your pants up. You got em down around your crotch. What's that all about? Just shape up.

GK: The Evelyn Lundberg Counseling Agency. Your time is valuable and she doesn't waste it. She gets right to the point.

SS (EVELYN): Your nose is running. Blow it. (HONK)

GK: The Evelyn Lundberg Counselling Agency. In the Yellow Pages under Leadership.

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

Available now»

American Public Media © |   Terms and Conditions   |   Privacy Policy