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Personal Ads lyrics
Saturday, June 6, 2009
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GK: I am a good-looking guy, very sweet, eager to please and real easy going. I have some issues with trust because truthfully my heart has been broken. I don't want to just mess around anymore, I want a relationship. I have a lot to offer. I am an open book.
SC: I am an outgoing person who loves the outdoors. I believe that open communication is the key to any relationship. Let's get to know each other and see where life takes us.
FN: I'm newly divorced, 39, muscular, blonde, blue eyes, 6'4", 250, employed with a stable Union job. I'm a daddy of 4 year old twins (not living with me... they live about a mile away). I'm very interested in meeting someone tonight who wants to share a bottle of wine, grapes and crackers, and cheese.
HM: I like oatmeal. And smoothies. And clean air, the sun, the beach. I like driving. Alone. With the radio on. I am passionate, and romantic. I love to live life to the fullest
GK: If sex appeal, muscular body and soft hands are your thing, I'm the guy for you.
FN: I'm a bi polar cute guy looking for a crazy gal to hang out with. I plan on starting my own clothing label very soonish. Concerts are my thing and I collect vintage t-shirts, but I also love doing anything outdoors
SC: ME: Fiery and passionate, adventurous, bright and well-educated overachiever career-wise. If you voted for Proposition 8 or you believe in gender roles or you don't own a passport, I am not the one for you.
FN: So that is it. No bragging of how I could make your eyes roll back in your head, or make you scream my name in different languages. Just real and true. I will listen when you need it, hold you if you want it, and respect you always.
HM: I am a small town country girl who can dress up or dress down. I have black hair, green eyes, hips and a butt, cute smile. Yes I can sometimes want more attention than a guy can give but what girl doesn't, but also I want honesty.
GK: Words women use to describe me: Intelligent, passionate, kind, consistent, charismatic, dynamic, reliable, dependable, sexy, unique, genuine, sincere, respectful and naughty.
SC: I am a few months away from ending my eight year marriage and I'm ready to find someone who is worth my while. I'm easy to please because it's the little things that count. If you're interested say hi!!
HM: I'm not the typical girly girl... I like an adrenaline rush ...skydiving, hang gliding, parasailing, wall climbing, jet skiing, snowboarding, scuba diving, etc... I'm fit, petite, have long hair, flat stomach, cute ass, I get bored easily. .
GK: I have a really good mind, heart and career and am a very creative guy. I enjoy the water, the beach, 80's music, blues, animals, candlelight, the Lakers, the Dodgers and Angels, travel, the sunshine, the rain.
SC: I am open minded, easy to talk to, no pretentions. I am good looking and in good shape. I am confident but reserved. We'll never know what could be unless we go for it, so don't be shy!
HM: I love the outdoors and the summertime. I'm definitely a hot weather kind of gal. If you treat your woman like a Goddess then you're probably someone that I want to meet.
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FN: You'll like me. I'm tall, in shape... attractive, a bit boyish. ...Well employed and intelligent... Who knows? We might just fall in love.
HM: I am honest, fun-loving, good natured... and like being around people... I am very laid back and sensitive to others ...and have a, some say, beautiful face.
GK: I am a single white male, who is average height and weight... I prefer someone who is also average ...and is not too hung up on having a super model boyfriend.
SC: I'm a nice, normal, intelligent..., funny, attractive girl ...getting my PhD. in math... I enjoy classical music, and good conversation... over a hot cup of green jasmine tea.
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