November 27, 2010
Cincinnati, Ohio


«archive page

Tall

Listen (MP3)
Listen (RealAudio)

GK: If you're flying this holiday season, remember as you take your seat to check behind you before you recline your seat back. There may be a tall person sitting behind you, and the simply act of reclining your seat may (CRUNCH & CRACKING. TR YELL OF PAIN) cause serious injury that could make it impossible for that tall person to go dancing or swing a golf club or participate in prayer activities in church. Please. If the person sitting behind you is not a small child, dwarf or double amputee, ask before you recline. Your seat is a lethal weapon.(CRUNCH & CRACK & TR YELL OF PAIN). Ask before you recline. A message in behalf of tall people. And when you're hanging pots and pans on your overhead rack, don't hang them where a tall person might (BANG, TR WHIMPER OF PAIN) walk into them, and when you're designing homes, don't make the doorways so low that (CRUNCH OF WOOD, TR REACT) and don't install pipes in the basement where (KONK, TR REACT) a tall person could injure himself.

FN (SINGS):

Just because a person is over six feet,
Don't break their knees when you recline your seat. 

GK: A message in behalf of the tall. (MUSIC BUTTON)

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

Available now»

American Public Media © |   Terms and Conditions   |   Privacy Policy