……brought to you by the Swiss Army Phone---- the cellphone with more features than any other cellphone today----- a digital camera (SERIES OF CLICKS), a microwave (SFX) so you can warm your sandwich, a stapler (SFX), a bottle opener (POP OPEN), a Geiger counter (BEEPS), a pocket wrench (TIGHT NUT LOOSENING), a postage meter (SFX), an electric shaver (SFX), a tear gas gun (SFX), Your own custom ring with your choice of classical (BEETHOVEN RING) or jazz (JAZZ BASS) or hip-hop (BUZZ BASS) or roots music (BANJO RING). The Swiss Army Phone…..it's all you need on a cellphone. Plus it's edible. (CHEW INTO CRUNCHY OBJET) Additional equipment required to make phone calls.
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).