Town Hall in New York, NY
GK: Our musical director Richard Dworsky suffered a fall a couple weeks ago and injured his shoulder which is why you’ve been hearing rumors that he’s about to retire. He was in Los Angeles, crossing a street with his sister and her two children (GIRL, BOY) and he ran after a soccer ball (FOOTSTEPS) and he caught his foot on a crack in the pavement and (RD CRY OF FALL, THUMP, CRUNCH) he landed on his shoulder and he could feel that right hibiscus in the arpeggiator stretch (STRAIN) ----- it was a hibiscus injury that ended the career of Yankee great Ron Guidry and ----- let’s take another look at that fall from a different angle ----- (GIRL, BOY) you can see the crack in the pavement which is from an earthquake, it’s about ten feet wide and sixty-feet deep, (FOOTSTEPS) and he falls into the crack (RD CRY OF FALL, LONGER, REVERB. THUMP, CRUNCH) ----- and he was taken to the emergency room (TR: Here you go. In the wagon, sir.) ----- what with the budget crisis in California, they’ve replaced the ambulances with bicycles towing red wagons and the bicyclist makes the sound of a siren himself (BICYCLE, TR SINGING SIREN) ----- and at the emergency room, due to the budget shortfall, he was treated by a veterinarian who usually works with racehorses so ----- (TR: HOLD TIGHT, just gonna put your arm back in the socket here-----) (TR EFFORT, CRACK AND CRUNCH)
TR: There. That wasn’t so bad, was it. Here’s some oats.)
GK: But Rich is doing our show today, but he doesn’t have the strength he used to have, so for those big chords we’ve hired a pianist-
SS (DEEP, TOUGH, OFF): Keyboardist--
GK: Sorry, keyboardist—Courtney Cantaloupe (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS) to do those. (COUNT BASIE SEQ, THEN SS EFFORT& FOUR BIG DESCENDING MINOR CHORDS) She plays for the off-off-off-off-off Broadway production of Stomp It Down—with fire and giant cockroaches and pit bulls and bare-knuckle fighting----- --You okay to do the show?
SS (DEEP, TOUGH): YES, OF COURSE.
GK: I was talking to Rich.
RD: I’m fine.
GK: You don’t look that comfortable -----
RD: I’m okay.
SS (DEEP, TOUGH): He’s okay. Let’s go.
GK: All right, but okay isn’t the same as fine-----
RD: I’m here. I came to play. (SLOW BLUES CHORDS)
GK: What about these rumors of your retirement?
RD: Don’t believe it.
GK: Okay, but when you start falling down in the street, it sounds like maybe you ought to start taking it easy-----
RD: It was an accident.
GK: There’s a wonderful assisted living place for musicians, the Dotted Rest-----
RD: Let’s do the show. Don’t pay any attention to me.
GK: We don’t want you to over-exert----
RD: I’m fine.
GK: Rich Dworsky, doing the show today even though he’s in pain. Maybe we should just do slow ballads today.
RD: This is a tune called “I’ll Show You” ----- (FAST DWORSKY PIANO TUNE)
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).