GK: ......brought to you by Maddy's Drive-Through Counseling on West 7th Street. Spring is coming, when people finally face up to relationship problems they suppressed during the cold winter months. But if you're a busy professional person, you don't have time to sit and yak with a therapist about your marriage------ time to head for Maddy's Drive-Through Counseling on West 7th, where our team of social workers gets right to the point and gives you good pointers in a minute and a half----- (CAR SLOWS AND STOPS)
HM (BOSTON): Hey, welcome to Maddy's. What's going on?
SS: He's driving me nuts, that's what. I can't talk to him anymore. We sit in a room and hardly ever look at each other. He's got the stupid radio on all the time.
TR: Aaaaaaaaaaa------ shuddup.
HM (BOSTON): Communication. That's the key. Take him dancing.
SS: What??? Go dancing??? With him????
HM (BOSTON): Go dancing. Take lessons. Go twice a week ---- start with the Lindy hop ---- give it six weeks ---- see what happens.
HM (BOSTON): That's three bucks. Cash or charge? (STING)
GK: At Maddy's Drive-Through Counselling, you don't waste weeks and months dredging up tales of misery ----- Maddie cuts to the chase.
HM (BOSTON): Go dancing. Simple as that.
GK: That's Maddy's Drive-Through Counselling, next door to Maddy's Ballroom, on West 7th, where the dancing is continuous, the dancing never stops.
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).