GK: After this message from Fritz Electronics. A lot of people are getting the new iPhone these days. The one that talks to you.
SS (SIRI): Hi. This is Siri. What can I help you with?
GK: But not everybody feels comfortable talking to a woman. Which is why Fritz Electronics also stocks the mPhone. The smartphone that talks to you like a man.
TR (ROBOT): Hi. I'm Bob. What do you want?
GK: His name is Bob. Ask him anything, and he.
SS: How far is the next rest stop?
TR (ROBOT): You have to go again? My gosh you have a tiny bladder.
GK: It's almost like having an actual man with you at all times.
SS: Is there a drugstore around here? I need some makeup.
TR (ROBOT): You look fine. Don't worry about it.
SS: Okay but is there a drugstore around here?
TR (ROBOT): You left the kitchen light on.
TR (ROBOT): Why would you leave the light on in the kitchen?
SS: Because I'm going back in there.
TR (ROBOT): When?
SS: Soon as I come back from the drugstore—
TR (ROBOT): Turn the kitchen light off. You're wasting energy.
SS: You're not listening to me.
TR (ROBOT): Go turn off the light. And while you're in there, can you get me a beer?
GK: Yes, that's Bob, the helpful voice of the mPhone. When you'd rather not talk to a woman, remember, there's always Bob. Now available at Fritz Electronics.
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).