TR (OBAMA): Hello everybody. Thank you, America. Good to be back in Massachusetts. I feel at home here. That speech at the Democratic convention in Boston, 2004, that's where it all started. I miss those days. I miss being a young community organizer when I could be right about everything. I also miss smoking. But that's another story.. It all happened so fast. Wham bam. State legislature. U.S. Senate. Democratic nomination.. And in a few years I'll be dedicating my presidential library. Retired at the age of 55. So what do I do then? Write my memoirs? Already did that. I'd like to do something entirely different. I'd like to have a radio show and tell jokes. Yes, I would.
So----- there were these two penguins standing in an ice floe. And one penguin says: you look like you're wearing a tuxedo. And the other penguin says: what makes you think I'm not? And the first penguin says: because you're a penguin. And the other penguin says: are you sure? And the first penguin says: if you're really wearing a tuxedo, let's hear you sing a song. And the other penguin says: okay.
TR (OBAMA) (SINGS):
And now, I'm almost done
Soon I will have my own library
Will I miss life in Washington?
Will I be sad? I'd say, not very
I've been here for eight years
And when I finally leave the White House
I'll find an island way offshore with just a lighthouse.
Regrets, I've had a few
I wish the wars had ended sooner
I wish John Boehner knew
That his world view is rather lunar.
Republicans seemed trapped in ideological schizophrenia
But I did okay for a socialist from Kenya.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as time goes by, I find it all so confusing,
I go to play a round of golf
And as I walk along the fairway,
I think, "Oh no, it wasn't mine. I did it their way"
For what is a man, what should he do?
Stay where he is? Or find someplace new?
Find a resort with a tennis court and shall he play one or two sets
Would he feel good at Tanglewood in Massachusetts.
GK: Thank you, Mr. President.
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).