GK: Let's talk about coolness for a moment. The road to cool used to be simple----you smoked cigarettes, you were cool, but now the world is a no-smoking area, so what do you do? Body piercings. At Body Beautiful Punch Press we can install a full set for less than $100 in just two minutes ---- watch ---- left earlobe (PUNCH), right earlobe (PUNCH), left nostril (SFX), right nostril (SFX)-----tongue (SLOW PUNCH, WINCE) FN: SORRY. -----and eyebrow (SFX) and here's a neck ring (JUICY PUNCH) and a nipple ring (SFX) and the other one (SFX) and how about down here?
TR: Down where?
GK: Here. (PUNCH, TR JUMPS) You're all set. Just bathe in salt water twice a day for six months, and you should be fine.
TR: Thanks. When can I sit down?
GK: Maybe October.
It's the way to get attention
Just come in and let us pierce
Lips and nose and tongue and ears.
And places we won't mention.
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).