var howMany = 15
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="You are the first to ask for this data"
quote[1]="Stack speakers; run snakes; fly mics"
quote[2]="A formal feeling comes"
quote[3]="Something about that voice"
quote[4]="A more muscular option"
quote[5]="An airy sense of freedom"
quote[6]="A little too far-fetched"
quote[7]="Putting the 'hop' in orthopedic"
quote[8]="Putting the 'speed' in expedient"
quote[9]="In the form of cream-filled chocolates"
quote[10]="Is that a basket hound?"
quote[11]="Please hold for a customer advocate"
quote[12]="Cilantro is coriander is not cilantro"
quote[13]="Have you heard the good news?"
quote[14]="No, but seriously..."
quote[15]="The boss man cometh"

function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)